Halloween Jokes

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!

Where do ghosts pick up their mail?

Where do ghosts pick up their mail?
At the ghost office!

Why are graveyards so noisy ?

Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !

What was written on the hypochondriac’s tombstone?

What was written on the hypochondriac’s tombstone?
“I told you I was ill”!

Knock Knock

Knock Knock.
Who s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!

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